I am going to step out of chronological order on posts here. I have to. Racing cyclocross is, well, racing cyclocross. You can imagine what it was like and I will definitely share my photos and video soon, but right now I have something more interesting to share.
After Saturday’s race, our Champion Systems hosts threw a party and fed us all we could eat. We can’t thank Ryoji, Chiharu, and Shinya enough for all they did for us this weekend. They were great hosts.
After the post-race party, Chiharu brought Tim Johnson, Ben Berden, Jamey Driscoll, Don Kellogg of Clement, and myself to meet new Boston/Tokyo friend, Kaiko Shimura, in the Shibuya neighborhood of Tokyo. Eric Tonkin was too wrecked from the travel and racing and Christian Heule had too early a flight the next morning to be able to join us.
Before getting on the train to Shibura, I followed the advice of a Twitter follower and purchased coffee in a can from a vending machine. You can get almost anything from a vending machine here.

The can comes out hot. Yep. And it tastes better than your Medium Regulah from the Dunks, kid.
We took the train to Shibura.
Once in Shibura, we met Kaiko and headed into the madness.

Before we knew it, it was 2 AM and we were standing in the entrance to a Ramen Noodle “restaurant.” I put “restaurant” in ” ” because I don’t know how to categorize this place. I’m not saying it was bad, I am just saying it wasn’t a traditional restaurant and I have never been anywhere like it.

Something we have seen a lot of here is a system of tickets for purchasing food or drinks. You don’t order from a cashier or server at many places. Instead, you have a ticket machine with images and descriptions of available food and drink items and their prices.

When I asked Chiharu why they did this, she replied, “Because it’s easy?”
Good point.
When it was time to purchase my ticket, I argued with her about what I wanted, but in the end, she decided for me and I ended up with a ticket for Ramen Noodles instead of some other rice and vegetable options.
With our tickets in hand, we walked up a few steps to another panel of blinking lights, symbols and buttons. This board illustrated the current seating availability. There were two corridors to choose from, one on the far right and one on the far left, and each had a few available “seats.”

We pushed the buttons for the seats we wanted and walked through the door to the left.
What we found behind the door wasn’t a row of seats so much as a row of mini cubicles. Chiharu said this was to offer some privacy to “shy” people who may not want to be seen or see others.

We each took our place in a cubicle. On the way to mine, I found one cubicle housing a patron who appeared to havelost the battle against The Ramen.

He was promptly removed from the establishment, his hair soaked in soup.
Once seated, we were given additional paperwork to fill out. This was used to customize our Ramen Noodles to our preferences. Again, I let Chiharu choose for me.
“Do you like spicy,” she asked.
“Yes, I like spicy,” I replied.

You will notice the circle around “Double Spice.” You will also notice the disclaimer that the Secret Sauce may be too spicy for children. What spice had the guy with soup-wet hair chosen?
When the questionnaire completed, I passed the piece of paper through a small opening in the cubicle and I waited.
I also passed my phone through the opening and took a photo of the inner workings of this mystical and magical place.

A short while after passing my customization document to the staff I received my big-ass-bowl of Ramen Noodles and the shade above my cubicle’s opening was dropped.

I could only assume the pile of red on top was “Double Spice.”
Before embarking on this culinary adventure, I delayed the game by filling up my glass of water from my private dispenser in my cubicle.

Then I looked to my left to check on Tim in his cubicle and saw that he had chosen to order a hard-boiled egg. It came with instructions on how to peel it. Everything here has instructions, even the toilets.

I vocally judged his decision, turned back to my cubicle, and immediately proceeded to burn my face off on some double-spiced Ramen Noodles.
It wasn’t long until I realized I had picked the last of the noodles out of the soup bowl with my chop sticks. I asked Chiharu what I was supposed to do with the large amount of reddish broth in my bowl.
“You drink it.”
I drank it.
It was spicy.
It was actually so spicy that my lips are still feeling a little “off” at the time of writing this post, nearly 24 hours after the fact.
Before leaving the “restaurant’ and heading back out to the streets of Tokyo, I used the bathroom, where there was no shortage of toilet paper.

When I went to wash my hands, I saw something amazing.

Just when I thought this experience couldn’t have gotten any better, it went ahead and did. That’s right, that faucet washes its handles itself.
Thanks to Chiharu and Kaiko for giving us a true tast of Tokyo cuisine. I will never forget eating Ramen Noodles in Tokyo, even if I have already forgotten how to get back there.
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